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Biden Bungles Top Secret Documents

Washington D.C. – In a move that has both baffled and amused the nation, President Biden has signed an executive order declassifying all government documents in a desperate bid to prevent further leaks. The bold move, dubbed the "White House Transparency Extravaganza," has left intelligence agencies scrambling to cover their classified assets. The decision came in the wake of a recent spate of document leaks, which had left the administration feeling exposed. In a press conference announcing the move, Biden said, "Look, folks, if everything is out in the open, there's nothing to leak, right?" The statement was followed by...

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